Day 231: Behind the Modeling Scenes

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The best supermodels (like the best actors) make their job look so easy.

No matter how unruly the props may be, how demanding the fans can be, how difficult the conditions become, somehow the final result seems….effortless.

For instance, maybe you are a famous super(bird)model and you show up one day for your scheduled shoot.

Your prop – a small cute black being that sings to you while you pose – is ready.

Your large featherless photography assistant is also ready (for once).

There is just one issue.

A large enthusiastic fan keeps trying to jump in and pose with you!

Well....hello there. May I help you?
Well….hello there. May I help you?
You are here to audition as a modeling "prop?"
You are here to audition as a modeling “prop” for the famous super(bird)model Pearl Cutts?
Well....um....do you have any special skills?
Hmmm. Well….um….do you have any special skills?
You are great at collecting trash? Hmmm. And you're sure you're at the right place?
You are great at collecting trash? Well, that certainly sounds….useful.
He says he is here to audition as my modeling prop, Mom.
He says he is here to audition as my modeling prop, Mom. He says he is great at collecting trash.
Well, look - we appreciate your enthusiasm but we don't audition new props at a live modeling shoot.
Well, look – we appreciate your enthusiasm but we we have today’s prop slot filled already.
Well we do happen to have a spot open for the role of "Trash Collector" - which I personally think you'd be perfect for. Just go down the hall, take a left, then another left, then out the double doors marked "E.X.I.T." Got it? Okay, good!
Well we do happen to have a spot open for the role of “Trash Collector” – which I personally think you’d be perfect for. Just go down the hall, take a left, then another left, then out the double doors marked “E.X.I.T.” Got it? Okay, good!
Play that song I like - you know, the one that talks about how pretty I am!
Okay, now play that song I like – you know, the one that sounds like a rainforest full of ladybirds.
And....CUTENESS!!
And….CUTENESS!!
And....CUTENESS!!
And….CUTENESS!!
And....CUTENESS!!
And….CUTENESS!!

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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Published by Shannon Cutts

Animal sensitive and intuitive with Animal Love Languages. Parrot, tortoise and box turtle mama. Dachshund auntie. www.animallovelanguages.com

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