Day 238: Wet Bird Couture Presents “Count Cockatielula”

Being a superbirdmodel isn’t for every feathered being.

You have to be quite self-assured and confident in your own feathers.

You’ve got to be patient enough to wait until everyone around you gets how great you are and starts celebrating you like the superstar you already know you are.

Turning a competitive foe into a friend can take time, and the sad truth is, biting them hard might feel satisfying but it probably won’t help the “friendship” part much.

And so instead you pose. You pose and pose and pose.

You pose until your cuteness is so undeniable, so in-your-face, so one-of-a-kind that your competitors are begging to be bitten just to get a chance to work with you.

At which point, you happily comply.

Inspired by the munching, crunching legend himself, Wet Bird Couture is delighted to present our latest must-have look, “Count Cockatielulah,” just in time for your Halloween costume-planning inspiration!

Creepy or cute? You tell us! :)

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