Highly paid official weatherpeople are dubbing this rogue wave of nationwide icy weather the “Omega Block.”
The good folks of Childress, TX, prefer the name “Super Frigid Terrifying Polar Express Storm Vortex Snowpocalypse.”
But here at Casa Feathers n’ Beak, we know what it is really called: “Fluffy Feather Syndrome.”
Fluffy Feather Syndrome occurs whenever ambient temperatures drop below whatever the resident avian prefers for them to be.
At this point, a variety of warning signals commence, and continue, and escalate, and intensify, until the situation is rectified.
Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts
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