Day 241: Wet Bird Couture Cockatiel Looks Twitter-tastic!

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The large featherless beings may think they invented “twittering,” but who are they kidding?

Feathered beings were twittering like pros when their large featherless flock mates were still a gleam in the eye of the Big Bang.

This at least easily explains their profoundly poor choice of spokesbird model for the “Twitter cover-bird.”

Like….seriously?

Their spokesbird model clearly doesn’t know the first thing about “working the camera” (a technical term). The problems almost seem too obvious to mention!

Zero eye contact. Not a single “prop” in sight. Mono-color wardrobe. No panache, style or flair.

And where are his cute pink feet?!?

No eye contact, color contrast, props….and where are his feet?!

Thankfully, there is an easy fix for this fashion-backward disaster. Just swap out this amateur for a pro!

There is no substitute for a true professional superbirdmodel when it comes to selecting a spokesbird who can really “twitter” for everyone. Just look at that color-contrast, the direct eye contact, those cute pink feet!
Who gets your vote: Pearl or that other Twitter bird?

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