Follow Pearl, Malti & Bruce
The large featherless beings may think they invented “twittering,” but who are they kidding?
Feathered beings were twittering like pros when their large featherless flock mates were still a gleam in the eye of the Big Bang.
This at least easily explains their profoundly poor choice of spokesbird model for the “Twitter cover-bird.”
Their spokesbird model clearly doesn’t know the first thing about “working the camera” (a technical term). The problems almost seem too obvious to mention!
Zero eye contact. Not a single “prop” in sight. Mono-color wardrobe. No panache, style or flair.
And where are his cute pink feet?!?
Thankfully, there is an easy fix for this fashion-backward disaster. Just swap out this amateur for a pro!
Who gets your vote: Pearl or that other Twitter bird?