Day 244: Spikes are Sexy

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Once the “season o’ love” arrives, ladybirds become obsessed with virility.

Here, it may suddenly no longer be sufficient to have bold grey and white feathers.

Or a fetching and feathery crest. Or cute pink feet. Or a fabulous sharp, curved beak.

During these times, subtlety is not your friend.

Rather, often what it takes is to act out your virility right in front of her.

(Luckily, this is easy when you are a Golden Waffle award-winning actor!)

Okay, Mom, are you ready?
Okay, Mom, are you ready?
Are you SURE? You don't look ready. Where's the small rectangular flashing device?
Are you SURE? You don’t look ready. Where’s the small rectangular flashing device?
C'mon, chop chop Mom - I am already looking very virile!
C’mon, chop chop Mom – I am already looking very virile!
Oh so virile.
Oh so virile.
Really very virile.
Really very virile.
Okay, wait for it....
Okay, wait for it….
Check out my newest acting routine! I call it "Spikes are Sexy."
Check out my newest acting routine! I call it “Spikes are Sexy.”
That's right - make sure you get a clear shot of all my spiky feathers.
That’s right – make sure you get a clear shot of all my spiky feathers.
Fiercely sexy and virile, right?
Fiercely sexy and virile, right?
I know - that's exactly what I thought! Now you'd better back up, Mom .... nothing destroys the atmosphere of "sexy virile-ness" like a "Momma's bird."
I know – that’s exactly what I thought! Now you’d better back up, Mom …. nothing destroys the atmosphere of “sexy virile-ness” like a “Momma’s bird.”

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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