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It is no big secret the large featherless beings aren’t very good at taking turns.
This is especially true when it comes to the flock-wide reflective rectangular device with the crispy flingable keys.
They can (and do) hog this device for hours without any visible signs of remorse.
While it may seem like just one more training hurdle to overcome – and there are many when you choose a featherless being as your personal assistant – there is a way to make short work of what may at first seem like an impossible challenge.
You just need to use your secret weapon. “Cuteness.”
For example, let’s say your large featherless press secretary has been monopolizing the device for hours and you are oh-so-ready for your turn already.
Here is what to do. Sneak around the other side of the device and tiptoe onto the keyboard.
When your assistant notices you (and she will) you break out your secret weapon!
The moment she dives for the smaller rectangular flashing device to capture the cuteness for posterity, you can hop right onto the device and begin your session.