When you are naturally very cute, many beings think you live on easy street.
They don’t know the pressure you face.
So many fans want to see you, talk to you, offer you waffles.
They wanted signed this and claw-o-graphed that.
It is simply impossible to respond to all the requests.
So sometimes, the only reasonable thing left to do is launch your own hotline.
Hi! Thanks for calling 1-800-I’m-So-Cute. How may we help you?You want me to move in with you? And you want a claw-o-graph….on everything you own? And you want to share my waffles with me? Hmmmm. May I place you on a brief hold….CLICK.Hi! Thanks for calling 1-800-I’m-So-Cute. How may we help you?You want to find a ladybird to make an egg with? Join the club, buddy! CLICK.Hi! Thanks for calling 1-800-I’m-So-Cute. How may we help you?Well you don’t say! You mean your coloration is white and grey all over just like me? And you think you are very cute? And you want to take over all my modeling contracts…..CLICK.Oh hi Mom. Hey, I think it’s your turn now to answer the hotline calls…..yes, I’m sure that it is.
Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts
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8 thoughts on “Day 253: 1-800-I’m-So-Cute”
Oh my work. I just found your blog it is hilarious and what an incredible bird you have
Love Pearl’s daily posts, but this one is hilarious. Hey Pearl, I have a very beautiful WF Cinnamon Pearl ladybird. She’s 14 months old, very playful, adventurous and she’s available. So if you want pics just contact me: her mommy.
PS: If you’re not interested, don’t hang up on me, I’d still think you’re cute. 😉
Great! So when can I post the ladybird’s pic? Oh, by the way her name is Perlita which is Litlle Pearl (in the female form) in Spanish. So, you see Pearl you both have something in common. 😉
Oh how perfect!! “Little Pearl!” 🙂 I don’t see that you can post pics here, but can you post on Pearl’s Facebook page? Or if you can figure out how to post a pic here that is great too!
Oh my work. I just found your blog it is hilarious and what an incredible bird you have
Oh thank you-Pearl is the light of our lives for sure! So glad you are enjoying his adventures! 🙂
Pearl is a he? So pretty to be a he. I love your blog, so refreshing to find a nice blog, about a little bird. ♥
Yes he is a “he” – and he is a “petite” male cockatiel – and he thinks that must be the best kind of male cockatiel to be! 🙂
Love Pearl’s daily posts, but this one is hilarious. Hey Pearl, I have a very beautiful WF Cinnamon Pearl ladybird. She’s 14 months old, very playful, adventurous and she’s available. So if you want pics just contact me: her mommy.
PS: If you’re not interested, don’t hang up on me, I’d still think you’re cute. 😉
Pearl is OH so interested, Brigitte Alana!! 🙂
Great! So when can I post the ladybird’s pic? Oh, by the way her name is Perlita which is Litlle Pearl (in the female form) in Spanish. So, you see Pearl you both have something in common. 😉
Oh how perfect!! “Little Pearl!” 🙂 I don’t see that you can post pics here, but can you post on Pearl’s Facebook page? Or if you can figure out how to post a pic here that is great too!