Day 253: 1-800-I’m-So-Cute

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When you are naturally very cute, many beings think you live on easy street.

They don’t know the pressure you face.

So many fans want to see you, talk to you, offer you waffles.

They wanted signed this and claw-o-graphed that.

It is simply impossible to respond to all the requests.

So sometimes, the only reasonable thing left to do is launch your own hotline.

Hi! Thanks for calling 1-800-I'm-So-Cute. How may we help you?
Hi! Thanks for calling 1-800-I’m-So-Cute. How may we help you?
You want me to move in with you? And you want a claw-o-graph....on everything you own? Hmmmm. May I place you on a brief hold....
You want me to move in with you? And you want a claw-o-graph….on everything you own? And you want to share my waffles with me? Hmmmm. May I place you on a brief hold….CLICK.
Hi! Thanks for calling 1-800-I'm-So-Cute. How may we help you?
Hi! Thanks for calling 1-800-I’m-So-Cute. How may we help you?
You want to find a ladybird to make an egg with? Join the club, buddy! CLICK.
You want to find a ladybird to make an egg with? Join the club, buddy! CLICK.
Hi! Thanks for calling 1-800-I'm-So-Cute. How may we help you?
Hi! Thanks for calling 1-800-I’m-So-Cute. How may we help you?
Well you don't say! You mean your coloration is white and grey all over just like me? And you think you are very cute? And you want to take over all my modeling jobs.....CLICK.
Well you don’t say! You mean your coloration is white and grey all over just like me? And you think you are very cute? And you want to take over all my modeling contracts…..CLICK.
Oh hi Mom. How's the hotline going? Well, on second thought, I think I might be too cute to run a hotline after all.
Oh hi Mom. Hey, I think it’s your turn now to answer the hotline calls…..yes, I’m sure that it is.

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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Published by Shannon Cutts

Cockatiel, redfoot tortoise and box turtle mama. Author, writer, pet & people blogger.

8 thoughts on “Day 253: 1-800-I’m-So-Cute

  1. Love Pearl’s daily posts, but this one is hilarious. Hey Pearl, I have a very beautiful WF Cinnamon Pearl ladybird. She’s 14 months old, very playful, adventurous and she’s available. So if you want pics just contact me: her mommy.

    PS: If you’re not interested, don’t hang up on me, I’d still think you’re cute. 😉

      1. Great! So when can I post the ladybird’s pic? Oh, by the way her name is Perlita which is Litlle Pearl (in the female form) in Spanish. So, you see Pearl you both have something in common. 😉

        1. Oh how perfect!! “Little Pearl!” 🙂 I don’t see that you can post pics here, but can you post on Pearl’s Facebook page? Or if you can figure out how to post a pic here that is great too!

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