Everyone knows that beings with feathers enjoy singing. It is a natural talent. You don’t even need accompaniment to sound good – heck, great!
When you sing softly you sound fabulous. When you sing loudly you sound even more fabulous.
Just one note from your cute curved cockatiel beak and all the large featherless beings in the near vicinity come running, keen to hear more.
With so much innate singing talent, it is little wonder many beings with feathers never find time to showcase a less-well-known but equally compelling talent – dancing!
It is true there are one or two feathered celebs who have been known to bust a move.
But if you have feathers and do decide to boogie, it can be a good safety measure to make sure your slavishly devoted large featherless VIP fans are sitting down.
Otherwise, all their fainting is near-guaranteed to interrupt the show.
What tune should Pearl groove to next? Do your feathers have any suggestions?
