Some beings (typically the ones who don’t have any feathers) seem to appreciate sparkling rocks, bunches of green leaves with funny colored tops, and big bottles of some liquid that can make them act, well, odd.
Other (more discerning) beings prefer gifts with a bit more variety and…..crunch.
Well I’ll be! How thoughtful of Mom! This looks fabulous!How wonderful and crunchy this part is!This darker part is quite crispy too – its flavor reminds me of the large rectangular chew toy in the other room that Mom sometimes sits on.Over here has a lighter, more delicate flavor with just a hint of crunch – this is the best gift ever!Thanks, Mom – can you bring me another one of these tomorrow?
