Whoever said the best recipe for keeping the evil beings in white lab coats away is the “apple” has clearly never encountered the “muffin.”
First of all, muffins taste much better than apples.
Second, they are more visually appealing too.
Third (and most importantly), they are much more flingable.
This is key because, if for any reason the muffin itself isn’t enough protection, its crumbs can be quickly converted into many tiny beak-flung missiles.
Oh good. A muffin. I was hoping muffins would be on the menu today.Although this one looks so fresh, we may need to go over the security protocols one more time.So look. I’m very hungry so let’s make this briefing quick.Your job is to keep the dreaded V.E.T. away. Any questions?What do you mean you’re worried you aren’t delicious enough?Nom nom nom….trust me….CRUNCH nom crunch….that’s the least of your worries.Now look. I’m going to beak-fling a practice missile. You see that large featherless being over there – yes, the one holding the small rectangular flashing device….
Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts
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