Whoever said the best recipe for keeping the evil beings in white lab coats away is the “apple” has clearly never encountered the “muffin.”
First of all, muffins taste much better than apples.
Second, they are more visually appealing too.
Third (and most importantly), they are much more flingable.
This is key because, if for any reason the muffin itself isn’t enough protection, its crumbs can be quickly converted into many tiny beak-flung missiles.







Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts
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