Day 284: Ultimate Predator

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Amongst the featherless beings, there is a competition called “Ultimate Fighter.”

In this contest, two particularly large and strong featherless beings give each other everything they’ve got, with the goal to win a stack of crunchy (if somewhat flavorless) green paper.

Of course, when you have feathers, you have to assume they are still playing this outdated game because no one has taught them how to play “Ultimate Predator.”

“Ultimate Predator” is a much better game.

With this game, you get to eat and keep – not necessarily in that order – your opponent.

I'm in the mood to play "Ultimate Predator." But first I must select my opponent.
I’m in the mood to play “Ultimate Predator.” But first I must select my opponent.
My opponent seems new at this game - I will just show it where to position itself.
My opponent seems new at this game – I will just show it where to position itself.
That's right - just stay right there. Now do you understand the rules as I have told them to you?
That’s right – just stay right there. Now do you understand the rules as I have explained them?
Let the match begin!
Good. Then let the match begin!
I'm so glad I won (again). That was delicious.
I’m so glad I won – that opponent was particularly delicious.

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

 

 

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Published by Shannon Cutts

Parrot, tortoise and box turtle mama. Lover of retro threads. Writer. Author. Mentor. Champion of all things (and beings) recovered and recovering.

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