Being born with feathers all over your body gives you automatic priority placement in any household’s “pecking order.”

It also doesn’t hurt that you possess a very sharp curved beak….typically sharper than anyone else’s in your flock.

Plus, you have naturally long, fierce talons – great for gripping and claiming prized items.

Best of all, your keen eyesight and highly developed powers of observation make it easy to detect which items in your household are most highly prized (so you can grip and claim them before anyone else gets to them, of course).

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts