Day 287: Hard Boiled

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If ever there was an elixir guaranteed to bestow “manliness” on even the wimpiest of male beings, it could only come in one form.

Hard boiled.

Hard boiled is the manly manbird’s secret weapon.

Hard boiled is the color of purity, power and performance (not to mention approximately half the feathers that cover your fetching and very masculine form).

Hard boiled is what Bond would choose.

Um, waitress? I clearly ordered mine "hard boiled." What is this green thing? — Um, waitress? I clearly ordered mine “hard boiled.” What is this green thing?

Well it is a lovely presentation, I agree. But no frou frou stuff from now on. .007 doesn't need anything but pure hard boiled. — Well it is a lovely presentation, I agree. But no frou-frou stuff from now on, okay? If Bond doesn’t need “presentation” I don’t either.

Well that is very nice you cut off a chunk that is "beak sized." — Well that is very nice you cut off a chunk that is “beak-sized.” Yes, you can continue to do that part.

I'll just go ahead and have it. — I’ll just go ahead and have it.

And just where do you think you're going? — And where do you think you’re going?

Looks like I'll have to have another talk with my waitress about the difference between "soft boiled" and "hard boiled." — Looks like I’ll have to have another talk with my waitress about “hard boiled” versus “soft boiled.”

In the meantime..... — In the meantime…..

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