In the old Wild West, there was such a being as a “gun slinger.”
A “gun slinger” earned the title by, well, slinging a gun better than everyone else (you could tell who was best at this by the body count).
In the same way, in the new modern (south)west, there is such a being as the “tie slinger.”
Working with newfangled technology such as the “pull tie,” the tie slinger first achieves mastery of his craft and then uses his skills to dazzle and intimidate others.
If those others happen to have no feathers and think they own your casa, even better.
Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts