Day 301: Guarding Breakfast
Every day hordes of hungry fans turn to the same (feathery) place for tips and techniques on how to guard their breakfast from poachers.
Luckily, regardless of species (furred, featherless, or – gasp! – even fledged), the basic fundamentals remain the same.
In a word: “Intimidation.”
The more intimidated the poacher is by the guarder, the less likely your breakfast is to end up on someone else’s plate.
Here, the expert guarder teaches a rare course on “Guarding Breakfast.”
Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts