When you bring beings of different species under your wing, you learn a lot about interspecies culture and communications.
For instance, from your personal flock of featherless assistants, you have learned that the larger a being is, the less likely they are to ever grow any feathers of their own.
You have also learned that the smaller and crunchier a being is, the lower the probability they will be able to appoint a leader from within their ranks.
This is one of the largest gatherings of the small crunchy beings I have seen yet.And yet somehow they seem….adrift.What’s that you say? You came here to this posh casa hoping to find a famous and feathery being to take you under their wing and lead you?Leadership. Hmmm. An intriguing idea.I must admit, I do cut a particularly dashing figure wearing my “Leadership” hat.Let me just (um) chew on the idea for a minute or two…..Okay, sold! Yes, that’s right, Mom, I am the chosen Leader for this large group of small crunchy beings.Yes, that is a perfect angle (among many perfect angles) for our first official “Leadership” photo together.