Yesterday’s class on “Food Bowl Basics” covered the fundamentals of repelling mealtime moochers.
However, since beings with feathers typically get offered the choicest portions of any dish, there are times a moocher may become so persistent secondary protocols are required.
(NOTE TO STUDENTS: This is an advanced course – these tactics are highly classified and only students who can demonstrate total mastery of the fundamentals will be permitted to enroll. All approved attendees will be required to sign a confidentiality agreement. This agreement is also classified.)
Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts
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2 thoughts on “Day 308: More Food Bowl Basics”
Oh wow! That was truly impressive. Charlie and Chloe will have to study this a few more times before trying to emulate Pearl’s prowess!
I have no doubt Charlie and Chloe will get the hang of it quickly-plus they can spot each other to tag team repel a persistent moocher!:)