Sometimes even after intensive A-game training, you may determine your props are simply too (er) green to make the cut.
When this occurs, you have two options.
Option 1 – continue the training, hoping for a miraculous turnaround.
Option 2 – improvise with what you’ve got.
So how’re you feeling, boys? Feeling confident? So look, here’s what we’re going to do.Yes, I know it’s lunchtime, Mom. Yes, just bring the camera right over here.Um, Mom….over here. Yes, with these props right here. We’re going to roll with what we’ve got.So okay, props, listen up. This is going to be a “green” photo shoot.Green as in “nature-friendly.” Green as in “green is good for you.”Oh so good for you….Green is the best flavor….I mean color….Green gives you glossy feathers, a shiny beak and soft pink feet.Green makes you look like – me!What’s that, Mom? The worldwide consortium of “growers of green things” just called because demand is suddenly outpacing supply?Well tell them to grow faster then – I can’t help it if everyone wants to look this good!
