When you are the Head of Security for your casa, sometimes you get presented with a particularly complex security issue.
For example, let’s say a band of seeds has decided to stow away inside a hunk of delicious fresh-baked bread.
Like a particularly crunchy Trojan Horse, they figured they’d be able to sneak into the casa undetected to work their mischief.
But what they didn’t count on was encountering a Head of Security who is well-versed in the very latest in “de-seeding” technology.
I can’t explain how I know, but I just know there is a threat to security.And I can tell it is very nearby.Hmmmm. Yup. I was right. And it’s not just one threat either – it’s a whole band of threats!Stand back, Mom – I’ve got this one.Okay, boys, listen up. Here’s how this is going to go.You’ve got two options here. One, you come out right now, quietly and in an orderly fashion. Or two, I come in and get you (this choice won’t be so orderly).No takers for Option A? Well, then, you’re just in time for lunch!“Operation De-Seeding” will now commence!Yes, Mom, you can come back now – the threat has been, um, neutralized.
Animal sensitive and intuitive with Animal Love Languages. Parrot, tortoise and box turtle mama. Dachshund auntie. www.animallovelanguages.com
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