Day 312: The Crunchy Contest

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When you are very cute and feathery, everyone wants to be around you.

This also makes you an extremely desirable leadership choice for groups of beings who need lots of, well, leadership.

Hi there! Well, yes, I am honored to be your chosen leader!
Hi there! Well, yes, I am honored to be your chosen leader!
What's that? You'd like to hold a press conference to announce my leadership to the world?
What’s that? You’d like to hold a press conference to announce my leadership appointment to the world?
Well, sure - I can have my large featherless assistant coordinate all that.
And you’d each like to say a few words during the press conference?
As your appointed leader, I will choose one of you to speak on behalf of the whole group. We can decide who speaks based on who is the crunchiest….it is the only fair way.
I could even do a live demonstration of how crunchy you are....nom nom nom .....
And as your leader, I will have the delicious….I mean demanding….job of deciding who wins. There are a lot of you so I’d better get started right away!
Oh there you are Mom. Finally. We are planning a press conference to announce my appointment as leader of this group of small crunchy beings. We'd like to focus on how crunchy they are. And they would each like to say a few words about how cute, pretty and feathery their new leader is.
Thanks, Mom, but no, I don’t need any help with the candidate selection process….

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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Published by Shannon Cutts

Animal sensitive and intuitive with Animal Love Languages. Parrot, tortoise and box turtle mama. Dachshund auntie. www.animallovelanguages.com

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