The large featherless beings are sometimes understandably jealous that they pop out, well, featherless.
There really isn’t any more delicate way to say it.
But just because you got all the good DNA doesn’t mean you don’t still need help staying warm when temperatures drop.
And of course, with “cuteness” at your service, you can expect your slavishly devoted large featherless assistant to offer up all the best and coziest heating accessories in the casa at the very first sign of a feather fluff.
