Being .007, pint-sized super spy, is a role that requires a great amount of diplomacy.
And an equally great amount of “suaveness.”
For example, let’s say you detect a potential security threat.
Others may not think there is anything to worry about, but they are not Pearl Bond.
So you must proceed with as much diplomacy (read: prettiness) and suaveness (read: cuteness) as possible to put the threat through its paces without anyone else becoming alarmed.
Yup. My .007 “threat detection instincts” never fail me. This being looks very suspicious indeed.Now look here, round green thing. This is a secure area. You need to have clearance. Show me your clearance.“Lost your clearance?” A likely story.Don’t make me have to break out the “prettiness” and “cuteness!”Oh, and I’ll have to confiscate this clear crinkly vehicle of yours.Well it doesn’t really matter if you don’t want to give it to me. At this point, you’re lucky I’m not confiscating YOU!What’s that, Mom? I’m looking especially pretty and cute today? Funny you should say that – this green being and I were just chatting about that exact same thing!
Animal sensitive and intuitive with Animal Love Languages. Parrot, tortoise and box turtle mama. Dachshund auntie. www.animallovelanguages.com
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