Take the featherless beings, for example. They often spend hours and days (and whole stacks of the green crispy paper they seem to like so much) keeping the long strands on the tops of their heads in place.
But feathered beings can go them one better.
Imagine if you will having an entire body FULL of the softest, prettiest, most delicate plumage – and each feather in need of a full-body spa service daily to stay looking its best!
Attention all feathers, attention all feathers. Spa services to commence at 0900 hours!I will be your Preen Master again today. Remember, those who can’t make the prettiness cut at the end of this session will be molted.So do your best work, people! Any questions? No? Good.Stage One of the Preen Machine commencing. Please stand by.Stage Two of the Preen Machine commencing. Please stand by.Stage Three of the Preen Machine commencing. Please stand by.All molted feathers will depart on my mark. Ready, set….And – voila! Sleek feathery prettiness that looks effortless!Not to mention sleek feathery cuteness….
Animal sensitive and intuitive with Animal Love Languages. Parrot, tortoise and box turtle mama. Dachshund auntie. www.animallovelanguages.com
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