Day 324: The Preen Machine

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Every species has different fashion challenges.

Take the featherless beings, for example. They often spend hours and days (and whole stacks of the green crispy paper they seem to like so much) keeping the long strands on the tops of their heads in place.

But feathered beings can go them one better.

Imagine if you will having an entire body FULL of the softest, prettiest, most delicate plumage – and each feather in need of a full-body spa service daily to stay looking its best!

Attention all feathers, attention all feathers. Spa services to commence at 0900 hours!
Attention all feathers, attention all feathers. Spa services to commence at 0900 hours!
I will be your Preen Master again today. Remember, those who can't make the cut will be molted.
I will be your Preen Master again today. Remember, those who can’t make the prettiness cut at the end of this session will be molted.
Any questions? No? Good - let's begin.
So do your best work, people! Any questions? No? Good.
Stage One commencing. Stand by.
Stage One of the Preen Machine commencing. Please stand by.
Stage Two commencing. Please stand by.
Stage Two of the Preen Machine commencing. Please stand by.
Stage Three commencing. Please stand by.
Stage Three of the Preen Machine commencing. Please stand by.
All molted feathers will depart on my mark. Ready, set....
All molted feathers will depart on my mark. Ready, set….
And - voila!
And – voila! Sleek feathery prettiness that looks effortless!
They don't call me the Preen Master for nothing - yes, Mom, I would be happy to pose for the fans!
Not to mention sleek feathery cuteness….

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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Published by Shannon Cutts

Animal sensitive and intuitive with Animal Love Languages. Parrot, tortoise and box turtle mama. Dachshund auntie. www.animallovelanguages.com

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