One lesser known fact about beings with feathers is that they need frequent tasty snacks to keep their energy up.
They also need plenty of space and time to enjoy each snack, on account of the exhaustive “getting to know you” stage of the snack ingestion process.
A snack for me, Mom?Well of course I want it! You can back away now….yes, right now is good….Well hellooooo there tasty snack!Okay, so now you can tell me all about yourself.Your name is “Premium Saltine” and you are actually twins?Score!….I mean, how interesting!Well, yes, I did notice there are two Premium Saltines in there, Mom, but they say they are twins and don’t like to be separated….especially at snack time.
