Being small, famous and feathery frequently results in dinner invitations.
When you are invited to dine, you naturally arrive quite hungry.
But this can backfire when you discover that your dinner is also a big fan of yours.
Well this looks tasty and I’m very hungry, so I’ll just dig right in!What? You want a what before I dine?Um, Mom….does the phrase “anonymous dinner guest” mean anything to you?Well of course it is important! Now they’re saying they all want autographs before they are consumed.Luckily, I have an idea.How would you all like to get my beak-o-graph – I will personalize it to each of you!Great! So I’ll just select each of you in turn and when you feel the “crunch” of my beak, that’s how you know you just got my beak-o-graph.
