Each fall, many featherless beings begin gathering in large groups around an equally large rectangular flashing thing.
The good news is, they serve lots of crunchy, crispy snacks – exactly the sort you most enjoy.
The bad news is, they can get kind of rowdy. And (frankly) loud.
Worst of all, they always watch the same boring program.
In this program, a bunch of costumed featherless beings run around, jump on each other, and attempt to catch a strangely-shaped wingless (yet quite aerodynamic) object.
However, you have picked up one valuable insight from their odd obsession….which is the concept of the “offensive.”
A “defensive,” of course, is where you guard what you have when predators try to take it away.
With an “offensive,” however, you are the one doing the taking – perfect when you are a born predator anyway.
Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts
