Some of Pearl’s fans think he doesn’t have a cage.
At times they even write to ask his large featherless press secretary if he has a cage.
When she answers “yes, he does,” they write back to ask, “does he ever go in it?”
Here too, the answer is “yes.”
Thank goodness.
While the feathery star is in his cage, he is either eating & drinking or sleeping.
At either time, his large featherless press secretary gets to go on her “break.”
That is, unless the star needs her to document his activities “in cage” for his fans.
Mom, where are you?I know this is technically your “break,” but I need you to document my activities for my fans.For instance, here I am looking very cute in my cage! My fans will want to see this.And here is me doing some “acting” – here I am displaying “fierce cuteness.”Here is me doing some more “acting” – here I am displaying “pensive cuteness.”Here is me doing some “modeling” – you can call this one “Pearl Looking Very Cute in Profile.” Make sure my fans get all this right away, okay, Mom – they don’t like to wait.
Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts
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