For savvy pumpkins that bring in a well-known (feathery) pumpkin model to boost their popularity at the pumpkin patch, it just stands to reason they will be picked as the winner.
This, of course, then brings in the paparazzi….as well as hordes of devoted fans.
The pumpkin assumes all this is because of its big win.
But the pumpkin model knows the truth.
Well here I am, posing with the big winner at today’s “pumpkin patch” event.No surprise, really, to find myself in this, um, position yet again.My pumpkin really is rather sweet. I can’t bear to break the news that the paparazzi aren’t here for him.Not to mention the fact that the Small Chef has plans for him after the publicity dies down….What, Grandma? Am I feeling peckish from all this posing?Would I like a “pumpkin flavored” or “regular” waffle for my treat today?(Whispered) Don’t tell my pumpkin, Grandma, but I’ll go with “regular”….
