Everyone has heard of “cuteness overload.”
Or at least everyone who keeps company with feathered beings has heard of this.
Cuteness overload is a serious issue….but it is nothing compared to “cuteness stunning.”
Huh? What?
Yup. Cuteness stunning.
Where cuteness overload is just being very very cute, cuteness stunning is using your cuteness to, well, make your way in the world.
It is a very handy tool.
For instance, let’s say you are just hanging out, looking very cute as usual, and then suddenly your large featherless assistant walks by.
She is carrying something. You notice it looks very good. It also smells very good. Your adorable cockatiel tummy gives a dainty little rumble. You know what you have to do.
You need to set your cuteness to “stun.”
At first, when you are just learning how to do cuteness stunning, you might want to stun her first and then stun the delicacy (just to make sure it doesn’t try to sneak away before you are done snacking).
Later as you master the technique, you can just stun ’em both at once and have at it.
But for now, it may be helpful to break this process into two parts. Like so.
