Day 363: How to Cuteness Stun Anything

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Everyone has heard of “cuteness overload.”

Or at least everyone who keeps company with feathered beings has heard of this.

Cuteness overload is a serious issue….but it is nothing compared to “cuteness stunning.”

Huh? What?

Yup. Cuteness stunning.

Where cuteness overload is just being very very cute, cuteness stunning is using your cuteness to, well, make your way in the world.

It is a very handy tool.

For instance, let’s say you are just hanging out, looking very cute as usual, and then suddenly your large featherless assistant walks by.

She is carrying something. You notice it looks very good. It also smells very good. Your adorable cockatiel tummy gives a dainty little rumble. You know what you have to do.

You need to set your cuteness to “stun.”

At first, when you are just learning how to do cuteness stunning, you might want to stun her first and then stun the delicacy (just to make sure it doesn’t try to sneak away before you are done snacking).

Later as you master the technique, you can just stun ’em both at once and have at it.

But for now, it may be helpful to break this process into two parts. Like so.

cockatiel eats pizza off a plate
First, you want to “cuteness stun” your assistant. This will cause her to set down the plate with the delicacy on it. NOTE: if you time it right, she will even set the plate down right in front of you.
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Then you can move on to “cuteness stun” the delicacy. This may not always be necessary, but it is a nice extra measure to ensure your dinner doesn’t try to get up and walk away while you are still dining!

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Published by Shannon Cutts

Cockatiel, redfoot tortoise and box turtle mama. Author, writer, pet & people blogger.

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