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Dining with the large featherless being can be lots of fun.
If you have even a hint of personal creativity (not to mention pride in your presentation) you can fill your Mommy with shock and awe without even half trying.
Say, for instance, your featherless dining partner is about to enjoy some fresh celery.
You know she has never seen you eat celery before. You know she knows you prefer dark green edibles whenever possible. And you know she knows you think providing dark green edibles is always possible.
You couldn’t have timed it better yourself.
It is also quite fun to watch her jaw drop, then watch her scramble around under all her books and papers to find that flashing device she is always pointing at you, then listen to her start cooing at you like you are the prettiest, smartest, bravest bird in the whole world (which of course you clearly are)….
Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts