In many featherless flocks, there is a tradition to consume a festive beverage called “wassail.”
In fact, sometimes whole flocks will band together and start loudly singing in the streets about how much they like it.
They do this until the neighbors open their doors to give the singers free wassail.
When you have feathers, it is easy to see the wisdom of this method.
For instance, when you want a tasty waffle, all you do is “sing” as loudly as possible until your large featherless assistant brings you one.
Works like a charm.
Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts
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