Day 48: Free Samples

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When you have feathers and a finely-tuned palate, local chefs and waitstaff may soon begin to offer you free samples of new dishes.

Reason being, if you like it, they can feel confident their dinner guests will too.

And if you don’t like it, well……

Miss, you've got the wrong table. I didn't order that.
Miss, you’ve got the wrong table. I didn’t order that.
Yes of course I'm sure.
Yes of course I’m sure.
Okay, fine, I'll take a taste.
A “free sample?” You want my opinion? Well in that case…
HiYAH! Well, it went down without a fight.
HiYAH! Well, it went down without a fight – not winning any culinary points there.
But on the plus side, it is quite aerodynamic.
But on the plus side, it does appear to be quite aerodynamic.
Are you ready to surrender?
What do you mean, you don’t want to be sampled anymore?
Well, it surrendered. I wouldn't serve that one to any more diners if I were you.
Well, I would take that dish off the menu ASAP if I were you.

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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Published by Shannon Cutts

Cockatiel, redfoot tortoise & box turtle mama. Pet & people blogger.

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