If you happen to live in a household where your large featherless sidekick displays dubious cooking skills, sometimes it is best to take a “self-serve” approach.
“Self-serve” is an easy technique to learn. It only has two steps – one, identify the item you wish to ingest, and two, leap on it and dig in.
For example, let’s say the featherless being has just opened a bag of (your) cereal.
Oh fab! I love this dish!So crunchy and tasty as-is (so long as the featherless being doesn’t pour that odd cold white substance over it like she sometimes likes to do).I’ll just position myself here so it is obvious I am serving myself and do not need her assistance.Whoops! Here she comes….hmmm. She has an odd look on her face. Time for a spontaneous display of “cuteness!”
