Day 87: The Stance of Champions

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It might look so easy to eat a waffle.

There is the waffle. The plate. The diner.

No biggie.

But even the merest glance behind the scenes reveals the contrast between casual and champion waffle eaters.

In short, it’s all in the stance.

Get your stance right and watch both ingestion efficiency and overall enjoyment skyrocket.

Oh, well, hello! You must be my "practice waffle." Nice to meet you. — Oh, well, hello! You must be my “practice waffle.” Nice to meet you.

I will just begin with an even distribution of body mass between both feet and beak, so that the waffle lines up just so.

Now for a "stance testing" bite.... — Now for a “stance testing” bite….

Maybe just one more (for extra testing purposes).... — Maybe just one more (for extra testing purposes)….

Now I will adjust my stance for "full consumption" mode. — Now I will adjust my stance for “full consumption” mode.

Nom, nom, nom....no wonder I have "Championship Waffle Eating Status." — Nom, nom, nom….no wonder I have “Championship Waffle Eating Status.”

Don't think I don't see you over there trying to steal my secrets, Mom. — Don’t think I don’t see you over there trying to steal my secrets, Mom.

Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts

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