It may look glamorous as can be from the outside looking in, but having an assistant isn’t always all that it is cracked up to be.
At least not if your assistant happens to be large and featherless.
This is because featherless assistants tend to need a lot of help themselves.
For example, let’s say your large featherless assistant decides to take a shower.
She may sidle up to you, cooing, “Mummy needs you! Come on, Mummy needs youuuuuu!!”
She sounds kind of desperate (as usual) so of course you head right over to lend a hand.
Then…..next thing you know……somehow YOU are getting a shower!!
Which then turns into a photo shoot!
Which leads you to one of life’s most universal truths: if you want anything done right, you have to do it yourself.
In the meantime, you discover yet again that patience is more than a virtue….it is a necessity.
Author: Shannon Cutts
Co-Author: Pearl Cutts
p.s. For more than 70 full length feature stories about our fab and feathery star that will be available nowhere else, reserve your personal copy of Pearl’s new book today! CLICK TO RESERVE YOUR COPY
