Follow Pearl, Malti & Bruce
Especially if you’re broccoli.
And someone who happens to have wings, claws and a small sharp beak thinks you have 5-star flavor.
For the record, Pearl may be the only diner in existence who likes the way I cook. Or he doesn’t have any taste buds.
I prefer the former interpretation, but since I eat my own cooking, I’m probably not the best person to ask.