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The large featherless being here….
One of the (many) best perks of being personal assistant to a VIP client with feathers is nonstop opportunities to learn.
Now we are delighted to announce Pearl has opened up the Q&A line to YOU, his VIP fans!
Ask him anything – we guarantee you he has an answer!
To submit your questions: firstname.lastname@example.org
This week’s question comes from a young featherless being.
I love reading your adventures here! The job of “large featherless assistant” sounds so perfect for me – the only problem is, right now I don’t have a feathered client to assist!
I am really hoping I can find a feathered being who needs my assistance. Do you have any advice about where to advertise my services?
Eager to assist
Ah yes – being a large featherless assistant is the best job any featherless being could find. Feathered clients are easy to work with (provided all of their needs and wants are met precisely when they are needed or wanted) and so cute and pretty to observe (all the time).
The best approach is to bring a feathered being home to live with you. Then you can be available to assist them 24/7. If that isn’t possible, look for places where feathered beings congregate (indoors or outdoors) and you can go and assist them there.
With love (& feathers),
….as dictated to his large featherless press secretary
p.s. Remember, you can submit your own questions for Pearl by sending them to: email@example.com (all questions are answered in the order they are received)
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