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The large featherless being here….
One of the (many) best perks of being personal assistant to a VIP client with feathers is nonstop opportunities to learn.
Now we are delighted to announce Pearl has opened up the Q&A line to YOU, his treasured VIP fans!
Ask him anything – we guarantee you he has an answer!
To submit your questions: email@example.com
This week’s question comes from a fellow manbird:
I am curious – do you prefer pizza or waffles?
Casey, a fellow manly manbird
Ask your large featherless assistant to prepare both.
Then perform a taste test.
I am sure you will agree with me – while pizza is crispy and delicious, there is no substitute for a warm and lightly toasted waffle.
With love (& feathers),
….as dictated to his large featherless press secretary
p.s. Remember, you can submit your own questions for Pearl by sending them to: firstname.lastname@example.org (all questions are answered in the order they are received)