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The large featherless being here….
One of the (many) best perks of being personal assistant to a VIP client with feathers is nonstop opportunities to learn.
Now we are delighted to announce Pearl has opened up the Q&A line to YOU, his treasured VIP fans!
Ask him anything – we guarantee you he has an answer!
To submit your questions: email@example.com
This week’s question comes from a fan with feathers:
My large featherless assistant and I have worked together for more than a year now, but she is still very slow to learn even the basic lessons.
What do you recommend?
Frustrated feathery client
Don’t worry – you are not alone.
All large featherless beings are like this.
On the “pros” side, they are docile and slavishly devoted to feathers.
On the “cons” side, they need constant reinforcement to learn even the simplest of proper service techniques.
Just try to be patient – and remember to reward her frequently (“belly kisses” are great here) to keep her motivation high!
With love (& feathers),
….as dictated to his large featherless press secretary
p.s. Remember, you can submit your own questions for Pearl by sending them to: firstname.lastname@example.org (all questions are answered in the order they are received)