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Pearl Cutts in “Cheezer Reconnaissance”

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Sometimes die-hard fans ask why so many of their favorite feathery actor’s one-avian plays seem to revolve around edibles.

The answer is surprisingly simple: even super-spies like .007 get hungry.

Since it can be challenging to pause mid-mission for a snack break, one of the best ways to handle a grumbling stomach is to work meals into the mission itself.

On that note, Love & Feathers is very proud to present world-renowned gourmand, actor, and super spy Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:

“Cheezer Reconnaissance”

(The curtain suddenly parts to reveal a sly and stealthy feathered being sneaking up on an unsuspecting cheezer. The audience, of course, struggles to contain their desire to stamp, clap, cheer, and faint.)

The cheezer seems not to notice that it is being stealthily observed.
(The cheezer seems not to notice that it is being stealthily observed.)
Super spy .007 inches closer, intent on gathering "maximum intel" on his reconnaissance mission.
(Super spy .007 inches closer, intent on gathering “maximum intel” on his reconnaissance mission.)
As a passersby, well, passes by, .007 adopts a nonchalant (yet very cute) pose. The passersby stops, snaps a photo, then continues on their way....
(As a large featherless passersby, well, passes by, .007 adopts a nonchalant (yet very cute) pose. The passersby stops, snaps a photo, then continues on their way….)
(Finally the coast is clear. .007 leans in to take a super-secret covert cheezy bite....for reconnaissance purposes, of course.)
(Finally the coast is clear. .007 leans in to take a super-secret covert cheezy bite….for reconnaissance purposes, of course.)
The super-spy stops, ponders, evaluating the cheezer for overall crispiness, crunchiness, cheeziness and flingability (a technical term).
(The super-spy stops, ponders, evaluating the cheezer for overall crispiness, crunchiness, cheeziness and flingability (a technical term).)

(At this point, the curtain abruptly snaps shut. The rest of the mission is classified as “TOP SECRET.”)

The End.

With love (& lots of feathers),

Shannon & Pearl

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