Sometimes die-hard fans ask why so many of their favorite feathery actor’s one-avian plays seem to revolve around edibles.
The answer is surprisingly simple: even super-spies like .007 get hungry.
Since it can be challenging to pause mid-mission for a snack break, one of the best ways to handle a grumbling stomach is to work meals into the mission itself.
On that note, Love & Feathers is very proud to present world-renowned gourmand, actor, and super spy Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:
“Cheezer Reconnaissance”
(The curtain suddenly parts to reveal a sly and stealthy feathered being sneaking up on an unsuspecting cheezer. The audience, of course, struggles to contain their desire to stamp, clap, cheer, and faint.)
(At this point, the curtain abruptly snaps shut. The rest of the mission is classified as “TOP SECRET.”)
The End.
With love (& lots of feathers),
Shannon & Pearl
