Pearls of Wisdom: Waffle Guarding

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If there is one thing this world always needs more of, it is wisdom.

Luckily, Pearl’s got plenty of it and he’s always happy to share!

This week, Pearl offers his Pearls of Wisdom on a topic near and dear to his heart:


“Waffle Guarding”

Waffles are a delicacy with universal appeal. This means you can never let your guard down while devouring one. While your sheer ferociousness may put off some weaker poachers, others (especially the very high ones with no feathers) may not get the message. For this reason, you must always continue to guard the waffle even while enjoying it.


Pearl, ensuring that the waffle is well guarded from poachers before digging in.
Pearl, ensuring that the waffle is well guarded from poachers even while taking a break in between ferocious glares to enjoy it.

With love (& lots of feathers),

Shannon & Pearl

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Published by Shannon Cutts

Animal sensitive and intuitive with Animal Love Languages. Parrot, tortoise and box turtle mama. Dachshund auntie.

2 thoughts on “Pearls of Wisdom: Waffle Guarding

  1. I love Pearl, I wish we could get 300+ days in the lives of Pearl, Malti, and Bruce in random order, I love watching all three. 🐦🐢👍💖

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