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As the official avian attendant, I am typically in charge of grooming.
This includes neck feather scratching, head and neck massage and of course the obligatory post-session feather pick-up.
But occasionally unimportant routine tasks like working to earn rent money prevent me from fulfilling my contractual obligations in a timely fashion.
At that point my sole repeat client may choose to take matters into his own hands.