As previously mentioned in detail, Pearl has a fondness for shreddable things.
There is a reason my folks have nicknamed her “The Great Destroyer”.
After countless attempts to lure her away from the metalwork, the wicker, and the grout, I finally got the bright idea to get her her very own shred basket. I filled it with magazines – her favorite (the pages are thin and crispy, with brightly colored images). I put in a wooden piece for good measure.
It didn’t take long.

I turned away for a second, and when I turned back:
I moved in for a closer look.
The Great Destroyer at work:
Magazines. Yummmmmm.