Thursday Thriller: Pearl Cutts in “A Very Colorful Assembly”

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Being a fashion-forward famous and feathery actor, it is not uncommon to receive invitations to “couture” style events.

At these events, you may be expected to weigh in on breaking fashion trends or even buck the trends by debuting a new look that is all your own!

Some beings get quite nervous about these sorts of high stakes happenings, but anxiety is for amateurs (i.e. beings without feathers). Feathered beings eat style for lunch. Clearly.

Love & Feathers is proud to present the world-famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:

“A Very Colorful Assembly”

The stage curtains are already drawn back as ticket holders walk inside the theater. This not only brightens up the arena, making it easier for first-comers to dash headlong towards the best seats, but it also neatly illuminates the very colorful assortment of “props” that are already inhabiting stage center.

Hello there, I am – oh, yes, you are quite correct. I AM “the” Pearl Cutts, famous feathery actor and Wet Bird Couture style CEO.
Yes, I can see you have curated a very colorful assembly here. Yes, I can see the different textures as well.
What’s that, “Mom?” They’re all waiting on my expert fashion commentary? What do you mean, “try to be nice?” I’m always nice….or cute….which is really the same thing!
Okay. So here’s the thing – it’s all very, um, nice. But there isn’t a speck of grey anywhere in this assembly. Or white, for that matter. And I don’t see any feathers. I don’t know how you expect to build a fashion empire without the most essential colors and textures to work from.
What, “Mom?” No, I have no idea why the colorful beings are weeping. I was very nice just as you requested. A cute press photo for posterity? Well, of course!
They plan to call this edition “the fresh feathery face of fashion?” I think that sounds perfect – genius!

The End.


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Animal sensitive and intuitive with Animal Love Languages. Parrot and tortoise mama. Dachshund auntie.

2 thoughts on “Thursday Thriller: Pearl Cutts in “A Very Colorful Assembly”

  1. Thursday thrillers are the best! Makes my day more colorful and cheery..My respect, Pearl and mommy. 😃🌈

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