Thursday Thriller: Pearl Cutts in “Brown is the New Grey”

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Many fashion trends owe their existence to the patronage of a celebrity.

Style-makers depend on finding a being with a slavishly devoted following who can introduce their new trend to the masses.

Sometimes famous individuals get deluged with these types of offers for this very reason. Here, it can help to create a standard screening process to separate out the wheat from the chaff, so to speak.

Love & Feathers is proud to present the world-famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:

“Brown is the New Grey”

Many fans have taken to wearing grey and white outfits when they attend their favorite pint-sized celeb’s new dramas. Some have gotten quite creative in their attire, always hoping to be pulled aside for a “photo op” with their hero.

But one attendee turns heads for the opposite reason – this being arrives attired completely in brown!

Ah, hello “Mr. Brown & Co.,” if that is your real name. What brings you here today?
What’s that you say? You’ve come to let me know that “brown is the new grey?”
You’d like to prove it to me by demonstrating how fashionable brown is?
Yes, I can see how brown you are. Yes, it is impressive that all of you match precisely.
Well, look, here’s what I can do for you. I don’t think this whole “brown is the new grey” trend is going to fly, but we can ask my fans to be sure. Yes, we can ask them right now.
Okay, fans, listen up – all of you who think grey is still the best color raise one large featherless wing! All of you who think brown is the new best color….yup. That’s what I thought.

Even Mr. Brown & Co. cannot deny it when every single large featherless fan raises their wing to support the continuation of “grey” as the wings-down best color. The vote is unanimous.

The End.


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Published by Shannon Cutts

Animal sensitive and intuitive with Animal Love Languages. Parrot, tortoise and box turtle mama. Dachshund auntie.

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