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Balancing dual roles as a world famous actor (with feathers) and a top secret “black ops” agent isn’t easy.
For example, sometimes you may get annoyed at someone.
As a famous actor, you would send in your personal assistant (the being called “Mom”) to take care of it for you.
But as .007, you would just take them out. No problemo.
On that note, Love & Feathers is proud to present the famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:
“Cheezy (Almost) Take-down”
In this unusual circumstance, all attendees are required to sign a waiver swearing them to “top secret secrecy.”
The line to sign the waiver is quite long, and those that don’t make the cut can be heard wailing and sobbing long after the lucky fans have taken their seats.
The curtain parts to reveal a plated delicacy as the star strides in.
Catching himself just in the nick of time, .007 deftly slips back into character as the famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts.
[As it turns out, the signed waivers weren’t even necessary, since his devoted fans left the theater none the wiser re: the neatly averted security breach.]
Shannon & Pearl