Thursday Thriller: Pearl Cutts in “Green & Yellow, I Smell Trouble”

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Some covert agents never really seem to “fit” well with their cover identities.

For example, let’s say you are very fetching and feathery – a real looker – and you are assigned a cover identity where you are supposed to just blend in – disappear, if you will.

As if.

So then you have to adjust your cover identity so it will seem natural that screaming fans and crowds of paparazzi greet you wherever you go.

It takes a skilled operative – one on the level of .007, pint-sized super spy, to pull that one off.

And now, Love & Feathers is proud to present the world-famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:

“Green & Yellow, I Smell Trouble”

When ticketholders walk into the theater, they see the stage is already occupied by a variety of beings.

Some of the beings are green and some are yellow. They are all gathered together inside what appears to be a small conference room in the new style with the clear glass walls on all sides.

As the star walks onstage to join them, both the green and yellow beings remain motionless. They seem nervous.

So here we are. You called for the best mediator and I came. Please explain the nature of your dispute.
Well, yes, now would be a good time to explain it. Please tell me you aren’t the group leader.
You are the group leader. Uh HUH. Already I am starting to see what the problem may be.
So look. It is near my contractually-stipulated “snack break” time. We can take a recess or you can talk while I snack. Okay, good. You start talking and I’ll start snacking.
You know, you’re not half-bad. I usually tend to like green things as snacks. What’s that you were saying? You sound kind of garbled.
You say you’ve forgotten what your dispute was about and you’d like to go now? I knew it! See – this is why they call me “the best.” You can go in a minute when my snack break is over.

The star continues his snack break. 

The curtain closes.

The. End.

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Shannon & Pearl

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Published by Shannon Cutts

Cockatiel, redfoot tortoise and box turtle mama. Author, writer, pet & people blogger.

4 thoughts on “Thursday Thriller: Pearl Cutts in “Green & Yellow, I Smell Trouble”

  1. Pearl , you explained the scene so perfectly even without visuals it was easy to understand. 007 miniature perfection ❤️

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