Thursday Thriller: Pearl Cutts in “Partners”

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There is a reason so many top secret agents like to work alone.

Adding other beings into the mix also adds complications galore.

During training seminars, experienced “black ops” agents are often called up to explain the importance of working alone to the new recruits.

When this can be done in the form of a live dramatic re-enactment, this helps “visual” learners (such as large featherless recruits, for instance) really grasp the lesson.

Love & Feathers is proud to present the world-famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:


Outside the theater, it is business as usual as eager fans jockey for position in line, arguing with each other over who got there first.

Suddenly, mysterious official looking personnel begin to gather in line behind them. Far from dissuading the regular ticket holders in their bickering, the jockeying actually increases.

Just before the doors swing open, some of the official personnel can be seen issuing some of the regular attendees  with “cease and desist” citations.

Okay, now look here, “partners.” I work alone. .007 always works alone.
Well, no, I can’t make an exception just because you really, really want to go with me.
No, I can’t make an exception for you either. No, it doesn’t matter that you are tastier than he is….
Wait a minute. What do you mean by “tastier?”
Well, I don’t suppose it will hold the mission up much if I accept a free taste test before I leave….you are pretty tasty. Do you have any other skills?
You are a certified “waffle caller?” Well why didn’t you say so? Welcome aboard, “partner!”

The excited new recruit begins calling waffles for his hero right away. Alerted by the official personnel that a waffle-scented crowd has begun to amass just outside the theater, ushers quickly, well, usher the theatergoers outside to make room.

The End.


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Animal sensitive and intuitive with Animal Love Languages. Parrot and tortoise mama. Dachshund auntie.

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