“Black ops” secret agents have to be really, really stealthy about how they communicate with their team.
When you know something – and especially if it is something really juicy – you can’t just yell it out. You have to find ways to transmit what you know that won’t arouse even the slightest curiosity or suspicion in any other beings who may be nearby.
(Sometimes this can also require dialing down the “cuteness,” if you have information of a sensitive nature to convey AND you are also very cute. Needless to say, this is an extra challenge only the highest level agents like .007 himself can pull off).
Love & Feathers is proud to present the world-famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:
“Stealth Keyboard”
As fans enter the theater hall, they notice a faint bluish glowing light emerging from underneath and around the corners of the closed curtains. This makes them very curious!
Unfortunately, as is typical, they are anything but stealthy in their attempts to debate about what could be causing the light, which in turn causes the ushers to issue more than one stern warning about the general “deportment” and “manners” expected of guests who visit a theater of the fine arts.
The mysterious being known only as “Mom” coos gently as she picks up her petite soft feathery (and very cute) charge. Fans can just make out her words….”Don’t worry – I’ll call Grandma,” as she escorts the disgruntled star offstage….
The End.
Shannon & Pearl
Well, Grandma better step it up! We can’t have .007, er…Pearl getting arrested for black ops signals
Boy you said it! 😉