Thursday Thriller: Pearl Cutts in “Suspicious Crispy Circles”

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A “day in the life” of .007 can never be predicted in advance.

Sometimes it will be spent perfecting a cover identity as a famous and feathery actor. These days, .007 may be found signing beak-o-graphs, posing for photoshoots, polishing up his next part or picking out stage props.

But then other days, he might need to go “undercover” to check out suspicious scenarios or crack complicated cases.

Some days, it might even be a mixture of both!

Love & Feathers is proud to present the world-famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:

“Suspicious Crispy Circles”

When the audience enters the theater, they see a colorful bowl full of circle-shaped beings. Each being is surrounded by some type of white substance.

The VIP fans get so fascinated trying to guess what this is they forget to argue with each other over seating. (Plus, once the star appears and several fans faint dead away, even more prime seating suddenly becomes available.)

Aha. Yes, I can see why “Mom” insisted only .007 could crack this case. I can already tell this is a very complicated and complex case indeed.
Yes, “Mom?” Yes, I’m on the case. No I don’t need any backup. Yes, of course I can handle it “solo.”
Ok, now that she’s gone, let’s have it. Out with it. Identify yourselves and state your purpose….or else.
You say you are crispy circle beings and your identification is “Cheerios?” And you came to prove to .007 that you are the crispiest?
Well, well, well….you came to the right place, that is for sure. So we’ll just see about that claim now. Wait right here….

Just then, the mysterious large featherless being .007 referred to as “Mom” reappears. She is holding a big shiny silver round object with a handle in her hand. She is heading straight for the crispy circle beings!

The curtain swiftly closes, leaving the fans in perpetual suspense (except for the ones that fainted and haven’t come to yet).

The. End.

GreenHeart

Shannon & Pearl

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Published by Shannon Cutts

Animal sensitive and intuitive with Animal Love Languages. Parrot and tortoise mama. Dachshund auntie. www.animallovelanguages.com

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