A “day in the life” of .007 can never be predicted in advance.
Sometimes it will be spent perfecting a cover identity as a famous and feathery actor. These days, .007 may be found signing beak-o-graphs, posing for photoshoots, polishing up his next part or picking out stage props.
But then other days, he might need to go “undercover” to check out suspicious scenarios or crack complicated cases.
Some days, it might even be a mixture of both!
Love & Feathers is proud to present the world-famous and feathery actor Pearl Cutts in his latest one-avian play:
“Suspicious Crispy Circles”
When the audience enters the theater, they see a colorful bowl full of circle-shaped beings. Each being is surrounded by some type of white substance.
The VIP fans get so fascinated trying to guess what this is they forget to argue with each other over seating. (Plus, once the star appears and several fans faint dead away, even more prime seating suddenly becomes available.)
Just then, the mysterious large featherless being .007 referred to as “Mom” reappears. She is holding a big shiny silver round object with a handle in her hand. She is heading straight for the crispy circle beings!
The curtain swiftly closes, leaving the fans in perpetual suspense (except for the ones that fainted and haven’t come to yet).
The. End.
Shannon & Pearl
